Batman Is Real!!
I know most of you have seen or heard about this but i just wanna share with those who hav'nt..
I got this picture for quite sometime now and did'nt realise its been here in my lapppie...imagine if dis fella wanna go through police check up..summore d last Movie just came out recently...
Police - Whats ur name sir?
Batman - Im BATMAN!! *( i cant stop laughing while typing dis )
Police - Ya right, dun play play..whats ur name sir?
Batman - Im Batman la, people call me Batman..
Police - Im warning u boy! where's ur parents?
Batman - U wanna call? call my dad la..his name is SUPERMAN!!
*sure he gets beaten up and locked up in jail..*
Haha..this is me poking fun at him,d story is not real mind u guys..im really sorry to the real person but i cant help admiring ur parents boldly naming u this..what am i talking about?? Check out this cool brother from Singapore..
Im sure he's a fun and sporting person but i wonder..will this joke about his name ever ends..i imagine what happens when he applies for a job application or any forms in that matter...well, dat got my minds off d stress for a while..anyways, any other ways u think he can be teased as..do drop a comment..i need harmless entertainment now..haha
~cheers~ KB
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Silence in Deep..
"life fucks you whenever it wants to and there's nothing u can do or say about it"
But this time, its either impossible to get up or its gona take such a long time to heal..thanks guys for the support but if i dont try to go through this myself, i would never learn frm my mistakes...i'll bring u out for makan but no mabuk session larr...i cant drink,haha..and ah beng, quit influencing me cuz i ant gonna start smoking like u larr..but thanks for d crazy emo session, haha..
I'm still waiting nonetheless..i need answers..i need to fix this..i need..YOU~!
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I got the BIGGEST MELAMINE!!
Like they say..Melts in ur mouth, Not in ur hands...
There the sweetest lady..thanks for d smile..
Yeah i sound like a kid now but if u get a 64" inch M&M's limited edition soft-toy like dis..who gives a F**K rite??
Now the question is,where d hell am i gonna put dis plush?
~cheers~
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The 4 Types Of Man
Yeah u guessed it..the four types of men that exists out there...so finding for a perfect guy?read up and u will get your answer..
The Workaholic type - This guy is always dressed to the nines, because he's loaded wit cash.. cool down -- the cash flow comes at a price. He toils until the wee hours, then loosens his tie and parties like there's no tomorrow. Unfortunately, there is a tomorrow, and it starts in like three hours. What little time he has for you will be shared with his BlackBerry or sms seconds. The ugly truth: Money is the love of his life, and you come in second ,and i mean SECOND!!-- or third, since he's probably crunching more than numbers with his secretary or colleagues .College boys dont count here as u spend ur mommy's and daddy's money...we talking bout hard-earned cash here boys~
The Fitness Freak - This dude marathons, jungle tracks, runs with the bulls -- anything for that rush. And he has the sick abs and chiseled arms to prove it.. But to keep him happy, you need to be in perpetual motion too.Lean thighs and endurance (and i dun mean 5 hours shopping at Pavillion, Sg.Wang or Times Square ) .This guy does not like to sit around, and he doesn't like for you to sit around either. And it isn't just a phase. In his late 20s, he'll get into marathons, and they'll lead to triathlons and eventually to the Ironman competition. Yeah, that means a trip to Hawaii, but instead of chilling on the beach you'll be cheering him on from the sidelines. Having fun yet?oh hey..u got d model type body in our brother here...not enough?
The Pretty Boy - He'll ridicule the appearance with bold clothing choices to seem down-to-earth, but here's his dirty little secret: He spends just as much time picking out his outfit as his more fashion-conscious counterparts do.And not forgetting 30 minutes of getting wax or brylcream on every strands of his hair.. Under the casual exterior is a calculating killjoy with mom issues. He'll stand at the bar thinking, "Why is that girl going for that dude over there while not a strand of hair on my head is moving..? One day, she'll come to her senses and get with a nice guy like me!" The truth is... he's so preoccupied with being overlooked that he'd be totally oblivious to your attention. Dont Overdress dear or there u go paying for your part of the meal..Hey,he did his part on the appearance as well...
The Ladies Man - He's the type that rolls up to the club in an Escalade and holds court in the VIP section, ordering bottle services all night. He scores women with entertaining small talk and name-dropping. Yeah, he's a Casanova in a skull cap (it replaced his trucker hat about a year ago). But this guy spells trouble. It takes confidence to pull it off with a straight face -- too much confidence. (There is such a thing.) He'll shower you with attention, but beware: You may not be the only chick in that shower!
IF i miss out any other type..do comment and id do my research again..so ladies?Looking for mr-perfect..there u go...on an ending note...dun think dat u can change a guy, cuz u NEVER CAN..haha..its a fact..dun believe me??try asking them to stop smoking, clubbing and late football nites and accompany them instead..
Sorry..but this is life...cheers..~~
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I Choose To Ignore...Everything..
Its been a crazy weekend..gone out almost everynight, after-wedding clubbing party on friday, pool game on saturday and football + pool yesterday.
The funny thing is its not the same as before..no more thrill, no more anticipation,no more mood...next session once salary's out...I Chose To Ignore..
Plus with d ignorance from her since she left...sad but im all by myself..which is not a bad thing at all..I Chose To Ignore..
Been entertained with a few new friends through msn..dont know where they pop up and got my contacts...started out with a hello and ends with "i want to be closer to u"...I Choose to ignore...
Promises to keep in touch when away but did not keep your word as so called busy,no time and sleeping...i could react, get pissed and argue...I Chose to Ignore..
The stress on Starting a new job, new environment, adaptation to being accused of wrong doings that does not even relate to me, and constant pressure of pleasing them...I Chose to Ignore...
Now that i've gotten over it and moved on...
I am who i am,
nobody can bring me down,
when im fed-up and pissed, u cant calm me, leave me be,
let me get back to you when im ready,
enough of sucking up, it never works,
Illusions, dreams, promises, patience, trust,
I CHOSE TO IGNORE~!
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Tasty "Hairy"~!?
Before u get wierd thoughts in ur mind..im referring to the "Hairy-Crab" season..Was well informed by my client today,after an hour of laughing at me by d fact dat i got all confused on what she said..The conversation went something like dis :
Janet : You never tasted "hairy -crab" before?
KB : Hairy what??!
Janet : The hairy crab season start edi la..the crabs have hairs in their pincers.damn Nice weii..ask any chinese ppl sure they know..
KB :*Gave a dumb blank stare*
Janet :The crab meat are not eaten one larr..
KB :Ha?Den eat d "bulu" meh??
Which made her burst into laughter,tears and cramped cheeks frm laughing for almost d entire PT session..and resulted in more torturing session of training,muahaha..yeah i know im an ass sometimes.but it did'nt stop her entertained the whole time..aih,sometimes PT session can turn out into wierd situations..
Anyways,back to the crab part..here's wht i dug up about the HAIRY CRAB SEASON if u are as blur and unaware like me..
These hairy crabs are a moody lot. they mate around the october to january season and are possibly the most sex-starved during the november and december periods. why sex-starved? Go figure,haha..
1) The male crabs have the soft oozy-creamy kind of egg
2) The female crabs have the harder powder kind of egg
3) Some believe that you need to eat one male and one female to balance the yin and the yang. i say that must have been conjured up by people who were afraid that all the female crabs would be left unsold cos the male crabs are waaaaaaay tastier.
4) They are largest or at least have the most egg-filled shells during the november to december months (hence my conclusion about their sex-starved state,Horny Bastards!haha)
5) It can be eaten with either a sweet plum sauce or vinegar.. including fried rice and fried vegetable rolls. everything~!
6) Notice how the pincers are covered with black hair. this is apparently because they originate from cold waters .
Here's some pics of the delicacy..






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Sunset strips..where art thou~
Into my fourth day being in a sick condition and it aint looking any better with the constant rain everyday and inconsistent time of raining each time..but todays wuz shitty i would say cuz it rained noon till night~!Added with the departure of my dearest back to penang for god knows how long, it seems like its gonna be "cold" days ahead.
Where's my Sun, Sea ,Sand and Sunset buddies gone to?...ever since d last trip, one cant help thinking of soaking one's feet in d warm sand, smooth ocean breeze swaying through the skin, the calming sound of the crashing waves at the empty shore and the divine sunset slowly setting over the horizon on orange and light red backround of the skies...It is, a "WONDERFUL WORLD" as quoted by Louis Armstrong.
If only life can be as carefree as the song..i wonder..till then,i'll just appreciate the moments before and wait for the new to come..
Cheers~
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Maturity is not just a word~!
How often do u recall hearing somebody u know or maybe not often referring to themselves "Im matured,unlike those people".chances are..pretty much dont you think and it never fail to put a grin to my face every single time cuz the self-judgement itself shows how naive and immature they are..
i stumbled upon a few facebook and friendster account while surfing today...(yup,wuz being a total bum due to bad flu and sleepless nights)..anyway,its out of d subject..what i observe is individuals claiming themselves being so mature and criticizing other people which i guess would be thier enemies..u see,thinking they are is one thing,actually saying it out is another..and actually making it their shout out is a total-embarrassment if it were me..so i dun really understand how egoistic can they be?
i use to know a few low-self esteem girl..which now surprisingly climbed up to stardom due to a certain function..which she did'nt win pun..but it gave her a boost of confidence..and now telling d whole world how great and matured she is compared to her friends, and specifically referring herself as the "beautiful" one and bitching about her friends that did'nt appreciate her wen she was so called "ugly"..so does'nt dat make u immature and "uglier" inside?
But hell,d bottom line is..i think maturity is judged by actions, how people think , how a certain individual handle a situation, or how others perceive u and tells u dat you are "matured"...not claiming you are 1...so i hope she and my other buddies realise it soon cuz its annoying and it can save yourself from d embarrassment in later days aite?people can judge and see u..even how much u make-up,fake or even claim maturity..cuz in d end..its only u that think so.~
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Words that you can carry through life..
Its actually the most inspiring song that i hear almost everytime im in doubt or feel like giving up..if its possible,do find d song and listen..its a great song with beautiful life-based experience lyrics. d title is Sunscreen(everybody's free) by baz lurhmann...if im not mistaken, a movie by baz lurhmann which movie critics predicts to be a hit is coming out soon..an australian film with hugh jackman and nicole kidman acting in it ..so be sure to check it out and do leave some comments..enjoy and cheers..~
SUNSCREEN ( EVERYBODY'S FREE )- BAZ LURHMANN
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97
Wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium .
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your bady,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..
Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there
for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.)
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen…
(Brother and sister together we'll make it through
Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there
I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there
for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.
Everybody's free.)
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Congratulations To My Dearest~
This post is specially to congratulate my dear baby Michelle for d successful interview. Now u can be my personal Financial Planner since ur in d banking line eh? Not only that.thanks for everything, for being there,always understanding why i act a certain way and never fail to make me laugh every single day. Thanks for believing in me and stood by my side through d hard times when nobody ever was there before i met u. Smart, matured, sassy, and an eye-candy to every eyes dat lay on u..Perfect! Im not really good with words so i'll wanna dedicate this song dat speaks whatever i have to say.
Before I'd separate myself from you
After so much suffering
I've finally found unvarnished truth
I was all by myself for the longest time
So cold inside
And the hurt from the heart it would not subside
I felt like dying
Until you saved my life
(Chorus - all)
Thank God I found you
I was lost lost without you
My every wish and every dream
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Cause baby I'm so thankful i found you.
(98 Degrees)
I would give you everything
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do
To ensure your happiness
I'll cherish every part of you
Because without you beside me I can't survive
Don't wanna try
If you're keeping me warm each and every night
I'll be all right
Cause I need you in my life
(Chorus - all)
Thank God I found you (I'm thanking you)
I was lost lost without you (so lost without you)
My every wish and every dream (every dream, every dream)
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight (brought the sunlight)
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Cause baby I'm so thankful I found you.
-Bridge- (Mariah & 98 Degrees)
See I was so desolate
Before you came to me
Looking back I guess it shows
That we were destined to shine
After the rain to appreciate
The gift of what we have
And I'd go through it all over again
To be able to feel this way
(Chorus - all)
Thank God I found you
I was lost lost without you (lost without you baby)
My every wish and every dream
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight
Completed my whole life (whole life)
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Sweet baby I'm so thankful
I found you
(Chorus - all)
Thank God I found you
I'm lost lost without you
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
My baby I'm so thankful
I found you
(Mariah)
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
My baby I'm so thankful I found you
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Selamat Hari Raya!!..where walks of life meet once again~!
First and foremost, i just wanna wish all my muslim friends, anybody who knows me personally and random readers, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri 2008! Just like any ordinary raya for d past 5 years,there's not much huuhaa dat i can say..obviously cuz im not celebrating it but what ever happen to my d days where invitations to open houses are repeated many times throughout the week before raya like it use to and by the same person?
Yes times has changed, friends grew-up separately but does d friendship has to be ignored?anyways, i know i muka tak tau malu here but to any muslim buddies frm perimbun..gimme a holla..not dat im out to finish ur rendang,ketupat,kuih bahulu,lemang and all d mouth-watering dishes..but to meet up and catch up where we left off..remember d 5 years gathering??
DOnt mis-understand me dat im lonely or desperate for friends, i got plenty but things are gona be busy soon as soon as i enter d new phase of life..no more mr.trainer with heavy deadlines and killer working hours but u know how caught up i get with work...cuz i aint wana hear d yakking bout me forgetting u guys, work more important den meeting up and i forgot u guys so here i am, free till November.
Im still using d same hp number so anytime now..SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI again..
Cheers~ KB
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Different Crossroads
Its been a really confusing month..birthday,new job,moving away,cilz is back frm u.k but got not time to meet up (empty promises)...condolences to best buddy's dad who recently passes away,starting 2 new businesses...can i handle it? will it work? what happens if d plan fails? so many
questions,events ..but so little time and answers..i ponder,i wonder... everything happens for a reason but is dat a fact of a lame excuse to calm or divert a certain feeling when u know it has high potential of failing....
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Huuhaa..at SUNWAY!!
Blue duck's d camwhore..
The sexy and super-hot babe..JANE~!!
Cheerios..~KB~
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PCD has 5 members now?
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