ALMANAC OF THE UNCANNY

here's a view of it.. Seems that a plush-toy costs $385 usd..dats like freaking over rm1000..

MR. MELAMINE

More than an Arm-full...

Like they say..Melts in ur mouth, Not in ur hands...

There the sweetest lady..thanks for d smile..

Yeah i sound like a kid now but if u get a 64" inch M&M's limited edition soft-toy like dis..who gives a F**K rite??

Now the question is,where d hell am i gonna put dis plush?

~cheers~

Yeah u guessed it..the four types of men that exists out there...so finding for a perfect guy?read up and u will get your answer..

The Workaholic type - This guy is always dressed to the nines, because he's loaded wit cash.. cool down -- the cash flow comes at a price. He toils until the wee hours, then loosens his tie and parties like there's no tomorrow. Unfortunately, there is a tomorrow, and it starts in like three hours. What little time he has for you will be shared with his BlackBerry or sms seconds. The ugly truth: Money is the love of his life, and you come in second ,and i mean SECOND!!-- or third, since he's probably crunching more than numbers with his secretary or colleagues .College boys dont count here as u spend ur mommy's and daddy's money...we talking bout hard-earned cash here boys~

The Fitness Freak - This dude marathons, jungle tracks, runs with the bulls -- anything for that rush. And he has the sick abs and chiseled arms to prove it.. But to keep him happy, you need to be in perpetual motion too.Lean thighs and endurance (and i dun mean 5 hours shopping at Pavillion, Sg.Wang or Times Square ) .This guy does not like to sit around, and he doesn't like for you to sit around either. And it isn't just a phase. In his late 20s, he'll get into marathons, and they'll lead to triathlons and eventually to the Ironman competition. Yeah, that means a trip to Hawaii, but instead of chilling on the beach you'll be cheering him on from the sidelines. Having fun yet?oh hey..u got d model type body in our brother here...not enough?

The Pretty Boy - He'll ridicule the appearance with bold clothing choices to seem down-to-earth, but here's his dirty little secret: He spends just as much time picking out his outfit as his more fashion-conscious counterparts do.And not forgetting 30 minutes of getting wax or brylcream on every strands of his hair.. Under the casual exterior is a calculating killjoy with mom issues. He'll stand at the bar thinking, "Why is that girl going for that dude over there while not a strand of hair on my head is moving..? One day, she'll come to her senses and get with a nice guy like me!" The truth is... he's so preoccupied with being overlooked that he'd be totally oblivious to your attention. Dont Overdress dear or there u go paying for your part of the meal..Hey,he did his part on the appearance as well...

The Ladies Man - He's the type that rolls up to the club in an Escalade and holds court in the VIP section, ordering bottle services all night. He scores women with entertaining small talk and name-dropping. Yeah, he's a Casanova in a skull cap (it replaced his trucker hat about a year ago). But this guy spells trouble. It takes confidence to pull it off with a straight face -- too much confidence. (There is such a thing.) He'll shower you with attention, but beware: You may not be the only chick in that shower!

IF i miss out any other type..do comment and id do my research again..so ladies?Looking for mr-perfect..there u go...on an ending note...dun think dat u can change a guy, cuz u NEVER CAN..haha..its a fact..dun believe me??try asking them to stop smoking, clubbing and late football nites and accompany them instead..

Sorry..but this is life...cheers..~~

Its been a crazy weekend..gone out almost everynight, after-wedding clubbing party on friday, pool game on saturday and football + pool yesterday.

The funny thing is its not the same as before..no more thrill, no more anticipation,no more mood...next session once salary's out...I Chose To Ignore..

Plus with d ignorance from her since she left...sad but im all by myself..which is not a bad thing at all..I Chose To Ignore..

Been entertained with a few new friends through msn..dont know where they pop up and got my contacts...started out with a hello and ends with "i want to be closer to u"...I Choose to ignore...

Promises to keep in touch when away but did not keep your word as so called busy,no time and sleeping...i could react, get pissed and argue...I Chose to Ignore..

The stress on Starting a new job, new environment, adaptation to being accused of wrong doings that does not even relate to me, and constant pressure of pleasing them...I Chose to Ignore...

Now that i've gotten over it and moved on...

I am who i am,
nobody can bring me down,
when im fed-up and pissed, u cant calm me, leave me be,
let me get back to you when im ready,
enough of sucking up, it never works,
Illusions, dreams, promises, patience, trust,

I CHOSE TO IGNORE~!

Before u get wierd thoughts in ur mind..im referring to the "Hairy-Crab" season..Was well informed by my client today,after an hour of laughing at me by d fact dat i got all confused on what she said..The conversation went something like dis :

Janet : You never tasted "hairy -crab" before?

KB : Hairy what??!

Janet : The hairy crab season start edi la..the crabs have hairs in their pincers.damn Nice weii..ask any chinese ppl sure they know..

KB :*Gave a dumb blank stare*

Janet :The crab meat are not eaten one larr..

KB :Ha?Den eat d "bulu" meh??

Which made her burst into laughter,tears and cramped cheeks frm laughing for almost d entire PT session..and resulted in more torturing session of training,muahaha..yeah i know im an ass sometimes.but it did'nt stop her entertained the whole time..aih,sometimes PT session can turn out into wierd situations..

Anyways,back to the crab part..here's wht i dug up about the HAIRY CRAB SEASON if u are as blur and unaware like me..

These hairy crabs are a moody lot. they mate around the october to january season and are possibly the most sex-starved during the november and december periods. why sex-starved? Go figure,haha..



1) The male crabs have the soft oozy-creamy kind of egg
2) The female crabs have the harder powder kind of egg
3) Some believe that you need to eat one male and one female to balance the yin and the yang. i say that must have been conjured up by people who were afraid that all the female crabs would be left unsold cos the male crabs are waaaaaaay tastier.
4) They are largest or at least have the most egg-filled shells during the november to december months (hence my conclusion about their sex-starved state,Horny Bastards!haha)
5) It can be eaten with either a sweet plum sauce or vinegar.. including fried rice and fried vegetable rolls. everything~!
6) Notice how the pincers are covered with black hair. this is apparently because they originate from cold waters .

Here's some pics of the delicacy..

Usually served fresh and alive before cooked
Mouth Watering dish
This would be the male.This would be the femaleOooohhh...i just stained my keyboard with saliva.
Woohoo..its legs are "hairier"den mine,haha..sorry to ruin ur appetites..

Into my fourth day being in a sick condition and it aint looking any better with the constant rain everyday and inconsistent time of raining each time..but todays wuz shitty i would say cuz it rained noon till night~!Added with the departure of my dearest back to penang for god knows how long, it seems like its gonna be "cold" days ahead.

Where's my Sun, Sea ,Sand and Sunset buddies gone to?...ever since d last trip, one cant help thinking of soaking one's feet in d warm sand, smooth ocean breeze swaying through the skin, the calming sound of the crashing waves at the empty shore and the divine sunset slowly setting over the horizon on orange and light red backround of the skies...It is, a "WONDERFUL WORLD" as quoted by Louis Armstrong.

If only life can be as carefree as the song..i wonder..till then,i'll just appreciate the moments before and wait for the new to come..

Cheers~